Martian First World Problems
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I mean, I live in Atlanta GA - a city that has one of the worst problems with housing. There are homeless people that would weep to have 10% of that to get on their feet. 5% even.(You're invited to Visit)
Beauty AND Brains... and probably Balls too.
...maybe I'm just jealous because she's an actress AND a model. So apparently she's pretty AND she can talk without a terrible lisp or betraying her repaired cleft pallet that her mom had to bang that really fat, sweaty med student to get fixed.
You can hardly tell though, except her "r" consonant is kind of funny sounding.
Take this question she asks on Yahoo, is she said it out loud it would be
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"Is seven gwwand enough money fowwah move fwwom Goose Gwweek?"
It's really quite sad.
But I'm glad that she's overcome that situation. Strength in the Face of Adversity...
She's a real Hewwo.
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(sigh)
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I always wanted to be an actress...
...that and I'm feel that "she" is likely a "he" young Internet Marketer trying to get some traffic to whatever else was linked too. Those are the best and the worst instincts. When your opponent is purely on instinct, which more often that we'll care to admit - is usually strikingly "on point" when focused.
So you see that paragraph right above this. Yes I mean the one you finished reading five seconds ago! What's up with the backtalk?!
Whew. Okay, see those last two paragraphs?
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Those are a direct result of what happens when you sit at a desk typing for 36 hours, only stopping for necessities. So those two strange paragraphs were written while I was asleep.
Yes, I was sleep blogging! And that's not even the first time. So I'm going to sumbit this, but it'll pick up in the middle of my rant. Wow... do you ever find yourself working in your sleep? Is that normal? lol What a silly question.
Of course that isn't normal.
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And I'm aloud to make fun of people with speech impediments. I had enough speech therapy for a stammer that watching the King's Speech was an epic nightmare of a Flashback.
Worst t-t-t-t-t-wo hours of my life.
But still, if anyone was offended by this blog post,
be sure to let me know in the comments below.
I will gladly
respond with ample reasons
why it's perfectly
acceptable to
make fun of anyone,
especially if
what you're doing is
actually making fun of
yourself.
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