UFO Aliens ate your MOM, Go! (Humor)
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| Is your mom named Cindy Loo? |
UFO ALIENS ATE YOUR MOM!
"I think she liked it."
THAT sure is was something special. I'd kill someone.
Oh, sorry about your Mom though. That really sucks. For you.
Hmm... I think that would be a great name for a band.
Don't you agree?
...what?
Oh, I don't mean the sentence above exactly, nor do I mean that dirty stuff your mama does with E.T.
I mean, we can delve into that if you want to, but I say we hold on for one moment and have a a little dork fun and then we'll enjoy some hot girl scenes too. ..some what?!? Oh, I don't know why I typed that...
Anyway...
No, for the perfect band name, I mean the word "THAT."
It would be totally kick-ass-cool to hear people throw out wicked phrases and puns with the name "that." You're confused. Do you need examples?
Two young ladies, one sunny Saturday afternoon, watching TV and discussing the merits of THAT:
"Wow, did you hear THAT last Saturday? They were on FIRE! Ooooh Girl! THAT kept me up late and then made me late for my corner the next day. Pimp-Daddy Paul was so mad he barely kept his pimp-hand to himself!"
"OH hellzzz yeah, Cindy Loo! THAT rocked my socks so HARD the weekend after the sock hop. Oh, you know what I mean. THAT made me the happiest girl in the whole fifth grade."
.Talking about THAT always gets the ladies feeling excited. And then they find they're feeling frisky.
Don't you agree?
...what?
Oh, I don't mean the sentence above exactly, nor do I mean that dirty stuff your mama does with E.T.
I mean, we can delve into that if you want to, but I say we hold on for one moment and have a a little dork fun and then we'll enjoy some hot girl scenes too. ..some what?!? Oh, I don't know why I typed that...
Anyway...
No, for the perfect band name, I mean the word "THAT."
It would be totally kick-ass-cool to hear people throw out wicked phrases and puns with the name "that." You're confused. Do you need examples?
Okay, how about a scene to illustrate my point:
Two young ladies, one sunny Saturday afternoon, watching TV and discussing the merits of THAT:
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| Brought to you by the Imaginary Band: THAT. |
"Wow, did you hear THAT last Saturday? They were on FIRE! Ooooh Girl! THAT kept me up late and then made me late for my corner the next day. Pimp-Daddy Paul was so mad he barely kept his pimp-hand to himself!"
"OH hellzzz yeah, Cindy Loo! THAT rocked my socks so HARD the weekend after the sock hop. Oh, you know what I mean. THAT made me the happiest girl in the whole fifth grade."
.Talking about THAT always gets the ladies feeling excited. And then they find they're feeling frisky.
This is of course the moment when the dirty porn music starts to play (you know, the kind that goes "Baw Chikka Wow Wow" ), and the girls look at each other with a deep hunger in their eyes before Cindy Loo starts to lean in toward her beautiful blossoming friend ...who is now magically a naked, 18 year-old nympho who only has pleasure on her mind and..then...
...um....
wait...
Oh No! WAIT!!!
wait...
Oh No! WAIT!!!
This is not exactly where I expected this story to go when I started writing it!
Also, it's not a subject I know very much about, being that I'm a comedy writer not a writer of Romance, and also I'm a man who happens to be gayer than Dorothy's ruby slippers in the Wizard of Oz. Gayer than the entire line-up of the Bravo TV Channel. Hell, I'm gayer than the Pope.
What was I supposed to write about today?
Oh, this is supposed to be a comedy blog, right?
I guess starting off with a mad case of gals scissoring each other isn't keeping with my theme.
I guess starting off with a mad case of gals scissoring each other isn't keeping with my theme.
Hehe....
Scissoring
You know, you can kind of get an idea of what that most certainly sounds like:
- Make a "peace sign" with each hand
- Then lick the area between your index and middle fingers on both hands.
- Point the two peace signs at each other
- slam those two saliva-coated areas into each other as hard and fast as you can stand.
It's only more realistic if you make airy noises intermittently throughout the whole demonstration.
For the Queefs.
Obviously.
Comedy Blog Continues
I think I had wanted to somehow get this page talking about the technology of the future. Oh, don't worry. It won't be so bad, we'l just think about it for one minute before you go on to your busy-busy day making important choices and spending more money than Cindy Loo's friend up there ever had...because that girl be a hoe.
"Ooga ooga, me Cindy Loo. Ooga. Me cost two rocks tonight.
Ooga.
Me make hot-rock-soup after."
Ooga.
Me make hot-rock-soup after."
I continue in my pursuit of some sort of ultimate purpose for this website. I'm thinking that, given the odd collection of written articles and blogs that live here, maybe I should let this site offer my content writing services. (Email me with Proposal or Ideas) Though perhaps before I work hard on getting this site the traffic it deserves, maybe I should work on first transferring it. Google's Blogger platform has been a super cool fun time, Go! But the more learned the less versatile it tends to look. I'm never really loved WordPress as much as so many others do. Any other suggestions for CMS for this young and sexy comedic talent?
If you need some content prepared or wish to pitch me a JV for content production or writing, just shoot me an email.
Next up for SSSTLG.com - I will be possibly introducing a guest blog post from a young woman who is probably not a woman at all but a man pretending to be pretending to be a woman who wants to take advantage of my website's pretty trust and rank. If that does prove less than stupid, I'll have that project here in the next day or two.
Next Feature: It's called "The First Rule of the Internet" and it comes courtesy of a Contact from a content marketing agency who called me funny. Well, actually he said I was:
"You’re funny. Like, really funny. Like, funny to the point that I went from being intrigued to intimidated."
I guess I'm lucky that he lives in some other city because, historically speaking, if someone offers me even the most thin of compliments I'm typically naked with them within the next hour or so. Oh, it wouldn't matter if he's straight or not.
"Say something nice? Free man-cooch!"
That's always been my motto.
...What?? Oh, you want to know if it my motto is on my family crest. Right.... Well I am afraid my family's crest has the motto of "Loyalty is Law," at least the crest I can remember that stretches back to a High King of Ireland. Top o' the mornin; to ya...
Other than writing and blogging (which are different..somehow...) I might just do a stand-up routine about how lesbians scissoring creates enough energy to light your house up for at least an hour a month. It's true! You read it on the Internet, so you know it's true. They don't put anything on the Internet that isn't true.
Yeah, I did just bring up Scissoring again.
But that's soooooo not my thing.
Obviously, yo.
Next Comedic Projects
If you need some content prepared or wish to pitch me a JV for content production or writing, just shoot me an email.
Next up for SSSTLG.com - I will be possibly introducing a guest blog post from a young woman who is probably not a woman at all but a man pretending to be pretending to be a woman who wants to take advantage of my website's pretty trust and rank. If that does prove less than stupid, I'll have that project here in the next day or two.
Next Feature: It's called "The First Rule of the Internet" and it comes courtesy of a Contact from a content marketing agency who called me funny. Well, actually he said I was:
"You’re funny. Like, really funny. Like, funny to the point that I went from being intrigued to intimidated."
I guess I'm lucky that he lives in some other city because, historically speaking, if someone offers me even the most thin of compliments I'm typically naked with them within the next hour or so. Oh, it wouldn't matter if he's straight or not.
"Say something nice? Free man-cooch!"
That's always been my motto.
...What?? Oh, you want to know if it my motto is on my family crest. Right.... Well I am afraid my family's crest has the motto of "Loyalty is Law," at least the crest I can remember that stretches back to a High King of Ireland. Top o' the mornin; to ya...
Other than writing and blogging (which are different..somehow...) I might just do a stand-up routine about how lesbians scissoring creates enough energy to light your house up for at least an hour a month. It's true! You read it on the Internet, so you know it's true. They don't put anything on the Internet that isn't true.
Yeah, I did just bring up Scissoring again.
But that's soooooo not my thing.
Obviously, yo.
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>Next Feature: It's called "The First Rule of the Internet,"
Looking forward to it Rob...I think you'll be able to do this one great justice.
Thank you kindly, Mr. Philip J Reed.
I certainly enjoyed writing
The First Rule of the Internet. Hopefully it's a good read.
Hopefully? I guess I'm being coy. It's an Awesome bit of comedic content, if I do say so myself.
And I do say so.
OFTEN.
:)
-Robert Hughey
Well, with the power of Google Translate I can actually see your Japanese website. I can't help but wonder if you're not here for the pagerank rather than the content. I don't much like that, to be honest. But I'll leave this one link while I evaluate your site, but if it's spammy then I'm afraid I don't believe we'll be link-buddies...
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