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(sigh)
Hey y'all.
(sigh)
... ... ...., um....
(sigh)!!!!
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You listening to some music or reading a book or something? Did y'all not hear what I said? I said...
((((SIGH!!!!))))
I am despondent.
...whatever that means.
...whatever that means.
Oh, thank you, great god Thesaurus! I am overwrought! I'm adrift, lost, battered-smattered-covered-and-tossed,
...and a cup of coffee with the meal if you eat here at WaffleHouse rather than... wait, what am I talking about?
I always have to let out a "Rawr" under my breath when I think about that...
...
Rawr.
Damn, that didn't cheer me up either.
I'm upset. Can you tell?
And the only thing worse than my actual problem is how difficult it is to get someone to actually ask me about what has me so upset! It's like they're dealing with something too, as if anyone could have problems as deep or as difficult as mine.
And the only thing worse than my actual problem is how difficult it is to get someone to actually ask me about what has me so upset! It's like they're dealing with something too, as if anyone could have problems as deep or as difficult as mine.
Oh my God, you guys! I bet they like totally are dealing with something, these people that I pretend to listen to so I can make them listen to what really matters - ME - and then we all fix my problems, 'cuz that's what friendship is for, right? I mean, I know their problems aren't as personally painful to them as mine are to me, but that's okay - I'm used to making sacrifices sometimes. It's just what I'm all about: helping people so that they can get back to doing what really matters in this world:
helping me in any way I consider necessary.
Yes, thanks in advance for agreeing with that.
So what is it that could get in the way of all y'all not being here right now helping e work through this difficult time in my life? I know it can't have anything to do with my amazing personality that's only rivaled by my incredibly handsome face. Mama always said I was the special one - and sweeter than Mackie-D's sweet-and-sour nugget sauce, or maybe it was she just said I was very special. But she'd draw out the word really long and wink at Granny when she went and said it, "speeeeciaaaal."
helping me in any way I consider necessary.
Yes, thanks in advance for agreeing with that.
So what is it that could get in the way of all y'all not being here right now helping e work through this difficult time in my life? I know it can't have anything to do with my amazing personality that's only rivaled by my incredibly handsome face. Mama always said I was the special one - and sweeter than Mackie-D's sweet-and-sour nugget sauce, or maybe it was she just said I was very special. But she'd draw out the word really long and wink at Granny when she went and said it, "speeeeciaaaal."
I'm just so freaking upset.
Why?
WHY???
BECAUSE….
um, wait ...
...one sec...
ahem.
okay, that's better. I'm not sure why I suddenly got so much bigger and louder. I think that would probably bother some folks, but I don't mind gettin' bigger or louder on account of me being male and all; it comes with the territory.
But anyway, I'm experiencing all these complicated and painful feelings because of, well, here's a few videos that I think will explain everything.
What's wrong with that?
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