My Subconscious is Racist.

MY Subconscious is Racist

by Robert Hughey (Google+)

Whatever it is that's underneath my polite conscious mind, well, that guy has a serious problem. And that problem is that he's going to make Asian People hate me!

Okay, here's what happened.

I was on Twitter Christmas evening where a current trend was to say what would it be like if Santa was a person of the Asian-Persuasion. -- It was a trending hash tag, which was "#IfSantaWasAsian"
Not exactly riveting stuff, eh?

Well, I got really tired of seeing tweet after tweet referencing various jokes where the punch line was *Rice*, *Sushi* or *Math*  

So I got on there an told them how awfully racial and racist things were getting up in this Twitter House, and I didn't like it. I said "Guess who's on the Naughty List now?!"

...and because I know that Tweets with pics attached get seen much more, and I wanted as many of those punk kids as possible to see that not everyone approved of their stupid racist humor, well I just went ahead and put up a little frowny face picture I painted on the computer with MS Paint - just to express my very sincere rage and displeasure.







And I swear to GOD that I did not intentionally mean to make my frowny face yellow, slant-eyed and apparently standing in front of the Japanese WW II Battle Flag all on purpose. No, honestly - I was just messing around on MS Paint! I own all the programs in the Adobe Creative Cloud, which would have probably helped make my little "Disappointed Dave" face look less like that awful faces kids make when singing a certain little ditty that ends "me put pee-pee in your coke."

I think I may have ended up being more racist l than anyone I was trying to tell off, unintentionally.

So now I just sit here staring at that face, letting its disapproval burn a hole in my subconscious.
...my stupid, racist subconscious.